You poor thing.
We live where deer are. Neighbors kid hit one across the street. Not urban. Small town.
Within 2 miles of my house the restaurant choices we have:
2 Mexican
2 Italian
1 Japanese
2 Chinese
3 Sandwich shops
1 Vietnamese
6 Pizza
1 Steak
3 Donut
3 Greasy spoons
4 Bar food
2 Mc D’s
1 DQ
1 Taco Bell
1 BBQ Joint
1 Fried Chicken
1 Wendys
1 Tea Room (sandwiches for old ladies)
1 Deli
2 Gourmet Burger
I know I am missing some too.
If I go to 5 miles out it is literally hundreds of places.
Live in barn - cabin in middle of state forest. We have everything Brown County has without the hoards of people. Deer, Turkey , eagles even a cougar. Two neighbor survive by living off the land.