Posted on 11/04/2017 6:46:37 PM PDT by Beave Meister
The masked suspect who robbed a Chicago hot dog stand Tuesday accidentally shot himself in the penis while fleeing the scene. The incident occurred about 6 a.m.
According to the Chicago Tribune, the suspect, 19-year-old Terrion Pouncy, was “wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt” and he had a “dark scarf concealing his face.” Police report that he pulled a small handgun and demanded money from two men working the register. One of the two handed him the money and Pouncy allegedly responded by reaching into the man’s pocket and taking his personal cell phone and wallet as well.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Pouncy then turned to make his getaway and while “shifting the gun in his waistband… he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis.” He was also shot in the thigh.
One of the hotdog stand employee’s wrestled with Pouncy after the gun went off, but Pouncy was able to break free and run away.
Pouncy ran as far as he could then called police to self-report that he had been shot. Police received a 911 call on the hotdog stand robbery at “about the same time.”
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His gun shot his “gun”?
The next you people in Chicago eat at that hot dog stand, you’d better check the roll to see if that is a real hot dog in it, or just somebody’s weiner with the initials TP on it.
Next time: Pouncy strikes again. Tries to rob Italian restaurant and accidentally shoots his balls off. “Customers - please check your meatballs and spaghetti for meatballs with hair on them. They are not ours.”
Yeow Hot Dog! Hot Dog!
Better yet a hand grenade.
LOL!
Terrion “Half Cocked” Pouncy
Poor Terrion. His brush with the law of physics & Chemical reactions.
hey vlad, that was good....
Lolol.......if bammy had a son.....
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Man Steals New Weiner; Shoots Own Weiner
I guess he’ll be going off “half cocked” from now on.
He should ask to get a piccolo player for a cellmate. That guy could at least teach him how to finger it so he doesn’t pee in his face...
Guess there won’t be any future Pouncy bouncy weiners.
Happiness is not a warm gun, after all.
This is why the phrase “dickless wonder” was invented.
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