Florida, you have done the impossible. You have actually shown Texans that there is someone dumber than Sheila Jackson Lee.
They could have a "dumb-off" and charge admission....
>>Florida, you have done the impossible. You have actually shown Texans that there is someone dumber than Sheila Jackson Lee.
She is from a very particular part of Florida. Even our batshit crazy people in the rest of the state are embarrassed by this creature.
I know this isn’t saying much, but compared to Frederica Wilson - and competed to Maxine Waters, too, for that matter, Sheila Jackson Lee is gracious and elegant.
We do try. Apologies for the blasphemous misappropriation of a cowboy hat (which is obviously several sizes too tight). However - fair warning - if she starts wearing boots as well as the hat, we may export her on the grounds that the only Cowboys in Florida are the old Florida Crackers and we have a great deal of difficulty imagining she would self-identify with that demographic. At that point, she’s all yours.