Mother Ties Son To Roof Of Car In Attempt To Secure Plastic Pool

WIBA-AM ^ | 11-1-17 | Bill Galluccio

[JoeRed]

What the heck was she thinking? She should have stapled the kid to the roof!

[Pearls Before Swine]

The kid was strapped on.

What’s the fuss? Romney strapped his dog on top of the car, and conservatives voted for him, reluctantly.

/S

[LouieFisk]

“she thought it would be a good idea to strap her son to the roof to hold the pool down.”
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“Seemed like a good idea at the time!!”

Our dad used to haul all manner of things on the car roof, but never thought to put one of us kids on top of whatever.

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

Our black man? You might want to issue a clarification for this comment, FRiend.

[G Larry]

The child will go on to write:

“My life as a paperweight”

[LouieFisk]

“Maybe she got the idea from this guy”
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He’s just one-upping Granny’s perch from the “Beverly Hillbillys”.

[dfwgator]

[LouieFisk]

“You owned a black man?.”
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Shhhh, nobody’s told his black man about the Emancipation Proclamation yet.

[Terry Mross]

Your family owned a black man?

[Red Badger]

He must be VERY OLD!.....................

[Dr. Sivana]

28 year-old with a 9 year-old son. Gotcha.

My mother got married at 18 and three months, and had my big brother at 19 and two months. A young mother isn't a problem, if she is married and mature.

[LouieFisk]

“He must be VERY OLD!.”
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Not really - his family is from a long forgotten Georgia sea island where they stopped hearing from the mainland in 1862. Something along the lines of the Japanese soldiers that would wander out of somewhere, not know WW2 was over.

[LouieFisk]

“28 year-old with a 9 year-old son. Gotcha.”
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That seem too young to you to have a kid?

[COBOL2Java]

She was previously cited for making him ride outside the car as punishment

[bagster]

Our black man? You might want to issue a clarification for this comment, FRiend.

What? I showed this to my Mexican, and he didn't see the problem.

[RckyRaCoCo]

So she bought the pool at Wally World...

[crazy scenario]

" It’s October. It’s Wisconsin. What the hell is this woman doing buying a kiddie pool?"

I can't believe I have to explain this to you..... kiddie pool ice hockey!

[Jagman]

I have to admit using the kid as a living bungee cord was an innovation, but you never heard of a carpool before?

[The Sons of Liberty]

she decided to strap her nine-year-old son to the roof of her minivan.

I want to know HOW she strapped him to the roof - duct tape?

[thefactor]

Of course there are 19 year-old mothers who are fantastic. But today’s millenials are more likely to be single and less educated and less stable than previous generations. All I’m saying is that age could be a contributing factor. Plus, she obviously had bad parenting growing up.