[shibumi]

"If dogs sweat through their tongues
why do they still have armpits?"

[Professional]

Hello department of sanitation, I’m interested in learning more about a career with you folks. Can you provide me with a reading list to help me better evaluate your organization as a career choice. Also, is it stealing if I take some of the garbage home with me? I was a big fan of the tv show Roc...did you catch the final episode?? Well, it kind of goes like this...

[TangoLimaSierra]

"If dogs sweat through their tongues why do they still have armpits?"

They only have legs.