Hello department of sanitation, I’m interested in learning more about a career with you folks. Can you provide me with a reading list to help me better evaluate your organization as a career choice. Also, is it stealing if I take some of the garbage home with me? I was a big fan of the tv show Roc...did you catch the final episode?? Well, it kind of goes like this...
“Hello, Department of Motor Vehicles?
I drive an older car. It says right on the front “Dodge.”
So why do I have to get my horn fixed?”
“Department of Motor Vehicles?
On the street that leads from my house to the main road
there is a sign that says “Do Not Pass.”
So how do I get out of my subdivision?”