Years ago I devised the perfect cheap costume.
Using a soft plastic strap and some glue make a chin strap attached to a roll of Bounty paper towels, still in wrapper, so it stays on your head.
Then if you ask folks to guess what you are, or if you’re asked, to say you’re a wanted man because you’ve got a big bounty on your head.
Oh, and wear costumes that are certain to offend the offendsensitive ... screw them!
Wear nothing at all.
Tell everyone you are ‘ADAM’.
It’s your culture.......................
Clever!
’ offendsensitive’
I read that as OFFENSITIVE. I think we have coined a new word for the SJWs!