PIs in East Toadsuck, Arkansas. Looking for the varmint who took Ellie’s turnips outta her garden?
There is no crime in my adopted hometown of Toadsuck, Arkansas.
You can leave your wallet on the table when you use the restroom at The Copacabana Night Club And Laundromat.
Their motto is
“We’ll Take The Starch Out Of Your Shirt And Then Put It Back In!”
And don’t you be worrying about Ellie’s turnips.
You just worry about your Avocados and Pisstash....pastach.....nut trees.