[a fool in paradise]

Unfortunately for societal progress, dolphins are easily distracted by their raging hard-ons.

[Songcraft]

When I first read your post here, I thought you were talking about the Dolphins football team.   A recent video clip here showed one of their assistant coaches snorting cocaine, and in the last week or two, someone posted a chart with counts of all the crimes the NFL players committed on each team (including many rapes and sexual assaults).

But upon further investigation, I found you really were talking about the other kind of dolphins, and that they really are a bunch of horn-dogs.  (Not only that, but some sites I found through the Google search said that the males often forcefully impose themselves on uninterested females, and that a bunch of males often "gang-rape" a female.   Apparently, they also seem to like humans in that way, according to some of the links in the Google search. They sound like a bunch of Harvey Weinsteins or Bill Clintons!)

Regarding your other post to me involving the dancing mushroom people, that would be a sight to behold on Halloween, wouldn't it?