To: nickcarraway
There’s a Marci Rubio/Jeb Bush primary joke in there somewhere.
2 posted on
10/18/2017 12:05:21 PM PDT by
dangus
To: nickcarraway
The kid while beating the clown with the stick was caught saying “does it float? Does it?”
To: nickcarraway
The sheriff’s office posted a warning to Facebook, Tuesday, that reads: “Warning to evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity: We will not be there to save you if your intended target defends himself or herself, and you may face other penalties as well.” Glad the sheriff got some guffaws in over a creep in a mask trying to abduct an 11 year old kid.
To: nickcarraway
Some days just start off well.
5 posted on
10/18/2017 12:11:02 PM PDT by
arthurus
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
10/18/2017 12:12:25 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: nickcarraway
‘...The clown began chasing the 11-year-old after the beating before tripping and falling to the ground....’
Damn clown shoes!
7 posted on
10/18/2017 12:14:44 PM PDT by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: nickcarraway
>>The victim said the clown, standing 5 feet 9 inches and 230 pounds, was wearing blue hair, a rainbow-painted face, red foam nose, black boots and pants and a green, long-sleeved shirt.
Wait, wait: don't tell me! The clown's last name is Kennedy?
8 posted on
10/18/2017 12:18:03 PM PDT by
pabianice
(LINE)
To: nickcarraway
"... before tripping ..." Makes sense. It must have been those big red shoes. I bet he broke a toe. Just like another clown I have in mind.
To: nickcarraway
I might call BS on this. An 11-year-old would come up with
“5 feet 9 inches and 230 pounds”? Seems a bit specific for someone not even a teenager yet.
11 posted on
10/18/2017 12:28:04 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(A person's greatest strength is his greatest weakness.)
To: nickcarraway
Im guessing an’t run to good in clown shoes.
That probably why the clown falled downed on the grouded.
13 posted on
10/18/2017 12:45:42 PM PDT by
Leep
(Less talk more ACTiON!)
To: nickcarraway
“The victim said the clown, standing 5 feet 9 inches and 230 pounds..”
Fat little devil.
14 posted on
10/18/2017 12:46:02 PM PDT by
ZULU
(DITCH MITCH!!! DUMP RYAN!! DROP DEAD MCCAIN!! KIM FATTY the THIRD = Kim Jung Un)
To: nickcarraway
“The clown began chasing the 11-year-old after the beating before tripping and falling to the ground.”
Never get in a foot chase wearing clown shoes (or diving flippers).
To: nickcarraway
I blame Stephen King and the LGBLTXYZ demonagraphy for sordid recruiting effort.
17 posted on
10/18/2017 2:04:33 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: nickcarraway
Probably the best use for a selfie stick ever.
18 posted on
10/18/2017 3:00:30 PM PDT by
Kommodor
(Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
To: nickcarraway
Wonder if the clown broke her/his toe, too.
19 posted on
10/18/2017 3:04:50 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: nickcarraway
I wish we had a video of this. It would be Mel Brooks hilarious.
20 posted on
10/18/2017 4:12:22 PM PDT by
buffaloguy
(Bond arms Cowbot)
To: nickcarraway
Pictures or it didn’t happen
21 posted on
10/18/2017 6:48:55 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(Winter is coming)
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