My wife and I have an understanding. I don't date other women and she doesn't shoot me and bury my carcass in our pasture.
In the immortal words of Dick Armey, when asked during the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal what he would do if he were in Bill Clinton's place, "If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'"
Understandable; if I was BJ Clinton I’d be lying in my own blood while my wife wondered where I kept the pistol I used to end my shame...