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Sex injuries are on the rise and this is the number one place couples hurt themselves
UK Daily Mirror ^ | 10/17 | Dave Burke

Posted on 10/17/2017 12:18:35 PM PDT by TangledUpInBlue

"When it comes to sex, we see everything from neck injuries to wrist fractures, ankle sprains and, of course, back problems. Hernias are common, too, close to where the adductor muscles of the pelvic region become strained.

"With the back, we see everything from facet joint locks - where the back spasms and locks in a particular position - to full-blown disc prolapses and sciatic pain.

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To: Texas Eagle

“Among the generation known as Snowflakes, the overwhelming majority of sex-related injuries are self-inflicted.”

One of the funniest bits ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb627xDlqBs


21 posted on 10/17/2017 12:35:16 PM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

I didn’t get a hernia from sex but they fixed it with an ipom (net mesh) and that tore lose during sex.

Before the operation they told me there was a 4 percent chance it would need another operation. So I went back to the hospital and told the head doctor I needed another operation. She looked displeased. Not at me but maybe at the doctors. So I told her it’s no problem, it came lose during sex. Then she seemed as if I was the problem.

They did the second operation and the next day I asked them to remove the morphine drip because it was giving me a headache. So they did and then told me I had to go. I was supposed to stay two more days.


22 posted on 10/17/2017 12:36:30 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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To: morphing libertarian

I’m a robot lol. Woman are easy to deal with haha


23 posted on 10/17/2017 12:36:57 PM PDT by beergarden
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To: beergarden

You should write a book especially about how easy women are to deal with.


24 posted on 10/17/2017 12:39:55 PM PDT by morphing libertarian (A proud member of the Ruthie Bader Afternoon Nap Club)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Usually happens with the woman on top, especially if she is of substantial size.


25 posted on 10/17/2017 12:41:05 PM PDT by I-ambush (If we make it, we'll all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying)
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To: morphing libertarian

Simple. Give them your credit card and hand a shoe sale flyer.


26 posted on 10/17/2017 12:41:28 PM PDT by beergarden
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Must be doing something wrong? I’ve never been injured having sex.


27 posted on 10/17/2017 12:43:00 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem wiath socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Bryanw92
"Thanks Viagra!"

I tried Viagra once but the pill was hard to swallow. I wound up with a stiff neck.

28 posted on 10/17/2017 12:43:25 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: I-ambush

Click the link. It was one HUGE female and an aggressive male.


29 posted on 10/17/2017 12:44:06 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: beergarden

How did you know my wife was Filipino.


30 posted on 10/17/2017 12:44:35 PM PDT by morphing libertarian (A proud member of the Ruthie Bader Afternoon Nap Club)
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To: Texas Eagle
Thaaats what they're up to in their "safe spaces!"

Mystery solved!

31 posted on 10/17/2017 12:44:39 PM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: TangledUpInBlue; All
"Sex injuries are on the rise
and this is the number one place
couples hurt themselves...."


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32 posted on 10/17/2017 12:45:20 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
They did the second operation and the next day

Maybe not the next day but he next next day.

It's been 6 years.

33 posted on 10/17/2017 12:45:38 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Happy Nobama!)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

Tip - Never put Icy Hot on a pulled groin muscle!


34 posted on 10/17/2017 12:46:24 PM PDT by jaydubya2
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To: TruthWillWin
"Must be doing something wrong? I’ve never been injured having sex."


35 posted on 10/17/2017 12:47:25 PM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: outofsalt

Are you an attorney?


36 posted on 10/17/2017 12:47:32 PM PDT by donozark (Weiner/Weinstein 2020.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

That was a classic.


37 posted on 10/17/2017 12:47:47 PM PDT by Mouton (The MSM is a clear and present danger to the republic.)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

I wish people wouldn’t lie about that sort of thing. It made it impossible for me to convince my Doc that I really was taking a shower with that Shop-Vac and slipped...


38 posted on 10/17/2017 12:50:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: TangledUpInBlue

My grandma use to say that she thought that much breast cancer was caused because of abuse to bosoms by lovers.


39 posted on 10/17/2017 12:51:26 PM PDT by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus?)
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To: ClearCase_guy
From YouTube:

Bob Eubanks on how "The Newlywed Game"' blooper "in the butt Bob" didn't happen- EMMYTVLEGENDS


40 posted on 10/17/2017 12:52:20 PM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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