Seriously? What a total wuss. This can't be the first time he's been tinkled on if that's his attitude. No, he should have started hollering and cussing the drunk out and getting out of his seat no matter what the little lighted sign might have said. The pilot would just have to abort take off and deal with the situation immediately. United had darned well better get him cleaned up and in a new pair of pants and put him in first class on the next flight. But, no, now they'll be paying for a new house, a new car, a complete new wardrobe and first class tickets for life.
I’d rip off the leaking appendage while screaming bloody murder.