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To: Bender2; Impy
Imp, you should see the emails I get offering money to kill Bender


59 posted on 10/21/2017 4:55:55 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper (If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking - George S. Patton Jr)
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To: big'ol_freeper; Impy
Bendy would be worried if he didn't know that eating... all that Green Bay Cheese and Boston Baked Beans makes Big break wind so often that he'd hear or smell old Big coming from two miles away--

'Michael Caine in Space' is right but if Big would change... to Paella Valenciana washed down with a good red Monastrell he'd still fart and smell as much but his odor would be unfamiliar to Bendy, allowing him to get close for a shot--

Balderdash-- No steel balls... no blue ribbon!

Yeah, Bogie-- My trying without success to kill Bendy gave me... a drinking problem.

Certainly looks like I picked the wrong day... to shoot Bendy--

McCroskey, stop calling me Shirley! You made... me miss my shot at Bendy--

Aww hell! Guess I'll have to get Ranse Stoddard... to shoot Bendy.

Gadzooks-- If my friends can't kill me... then I've no fear from the NFL Haters.

60 posted on 10/21/2017 5:38:43 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: big'ol_freeper; Bender2
Just pay the politicians to reinstitute Prohibition, that will take care of that! ;)


61 posted on 10/21/2017 5:40:58 PM PDT by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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