Posted on 10/16/2017 7:08:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz
In the wake of the Weinstein allegations of sexual misconduct, I've noticed Hillary Clinton blasting President Trump for being an 'admitted sexual assaulter' for his comments in a locker room about being able to 'grab women by the [kitty-cat]'.
Leaving aside that this is not admitting the conduct, but noting the ability, the brazen hypocracy of her stating this -- what with the track record of her rapist husband, Bill Clinton -- is mindboggling and leaves me gobsmacked.
However, I am a helpful person, and wish to give her a script she can follow for the next press conference. In this way, she can follow her traditional behavior, and at the same time, BLAST President Trump for his many faults and crimes:
11/6/2017 Associated Press (Florida)
Hillary Clinton gave a press conference today in which she came out swinging against President Donald Trump's many crimes. She begam by noting "Donald Trump is an admitted sexual assaulter, who should be impeached over that, alone."
Hillary continued, “It is important we investigate Donald Trump’s ties to the Whitewater development project. It appears that development was rife with corruption and fraud. In fact, I think he overbilled Rose Law Firm, too, defrauding his clients of tens of thousands. And then there is the fact he illegally raided the FBI files of important political opponents, to blackmail them later.”
She went on: “In Benghazi, Trump let Ambassador Chris Stevens die, and then Trump blamed it on a video offensive to Islamics. His charity, meant to raise money for Haiti, ended up being squandered in politics -- only THREE PERCENT of the money made it to Haiti? Then he set up a foundation, the Trump Foundation, which was a 'charitable' front for a Pay-to-Play scheme in case he became President."
"Did you know," she went on, "That President Trump was removed from the Nixon prosecution team for being found out to be a serial liar? And that he took 1000 dollars and managed to turn it into 99540 dollars in cattle futures in the 1980's? That was not smart trading, that was an illegal payoff by Tyson foods."
“Finally,” she concluded, "Donald Trump ran an illegal email server in his bathroom, seeking to circumvent the laws regarding retention of Federal email records as it relates to the Freedom of Information Act. In this process, he routinely allowed Top Secret documents to be exposed to our enemies on this unsecured server. No surprise there, he loves our enemies. In fact, Donald Trump’s Senior Essay in collage was about Saul Alinsky and the ways to use those concepts to bring socialism to America, and he has a long-term lesbian relationship with Huma Abadin, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.”
She finished up by calling for Trump's immediate impeachment.
I had two spelling errors in there. I need to proodreaf before I post.
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