If you like puns, you’ll hate this one. Two of my grandsons are interested in American History, and have memorized the list of Presidents, in addition to various facts pertaining to each of them. That led to this:
There was a gnu who was very much like all the other gnus, except that this gnu was very skillful at home renovation, with a talent for laying floor tiles.
He was a typical gnu and tiler, too.
“He was a typical gnu and tiler, too.”
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VERY funny !
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Excellent! I love it!..................Abraham Lincoln went to a baseball game and got drunk. He passed out and when he awoke he asked how long he had been out. He was told “Foue scores and seven beers ago.................
And then there’s the guy who demanded nine six-packs of large beer bottles under threat of a physical altercation.
That’s right.
54 forties or fight!