[Autonomous User]

. the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.

[C210N]

Sounds clever like the high-IQ water-based shark that yells “Bear!” to unsuspecting tanners at the beach.

[originalbuckeye]

.....Candygram....