Shucks, Bendy don't have a creative circuit in his head... 
I write all his creative posts for him. Such as:
Last night I dreamed I shot a kneeling NFL player... 
in my pajamas--
How he got in my pajamas... 
I'll never know!
Great Horny Toads! I told Bendy... 
to shoot up the joint to get their attention--
No, no, no, señor Sam... 
that's no way to do it. Now, poker is the right way. You deal.
I'll deal... 
But no poker--
We'll play one million... 
pickup!
This could take a while, so... 
y'all smoke 'em if you got 'em?
Thought you'd... 
never ask.
I'd really rather have a scotch, Bendy... 
Neat, if you please!
Neat, if you please!... 
Funny--
Yeah, Al-- A real... 
laugh riot--
Here, big... 
take a hit of this Green Bay Gold Aaron gave me--
Aaron gave you... 
this?
That's what... 
he do!
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