Posted on 10/07/2017 5:51:19 PM PDT by Morgana
You gotta wonder what the demographic they were going for.
GRRRRRR oss.
And the 2nd shot, gonna show how she wipes her a$$ ?
She must have one of those new immigrants on her mind.
Since advertising is to make you want to buy the product, what about this ad makes you want to run out and buy it?
I have a hairy woman anecdote for ya.
One time in college, there I was sitting in a Spanish class when in walks a vision of valkyrie beauty. A buxom German exchange student with one of those Sylvester Stallone girlfriend blonde flat top doos. She sat next to me and it was ON like donkey kong.
It wasn't long before I was in her apartment of a sultry Fresno evening. Did I tell you this chick was HOT?? Well she was. I looked on her wall and there was a charcoal drawing of her in the nekky form. This foretold of a libertine woman and I was titillated, no pun intended.
As we made pre coital small talk, I looked closer at the drawing. She was posed on her knees with one arm over her head, he assets flaunted for all the world to see. Under her upflung arm was a tuft of hair that had probably never known the kiss of a razor blade.
That one glimpse of hair was enough to cause me to make some excuse and beat feat as if the hounds of hell were after me. A few days later her friend approached me in the student gym and asked me how come I didn't talk to her friend anymore. I blew her off like she had rabies.
Now, its true that I passed up on perhaps one of the greatest sexual experiences of my life and who knows what else. A part of me regrets that. But perhaps it was nature telling me something. Who's to say. One thing I will say is this. Men cant abide a hairy chick. A hairy woman is only steps away from a dude.
Potential Patti Smith ping
This is nothing.
What is *really* disgusting is men waxed naked like 6 year old boys.
Who the hell is turned on by *that*?
/don’t answer that
Thanks for the hearty, extended laugh.
A little shaving cream, a safety razor, some warm water, maybe a tub, could get interesting!
Hate to burst your bubble but she probably has black hair. The collar doesn't match the cuffs.
Way back in college I was at a pool and saw, for the first time in my life, a woman who didn’t shave anything. In a swim suit. In public. She was there with her husband and kids. I was horrified. Even the modest mom suit didn’t cover enough. Absolutely horrible.
I remember it being very “French” for women to have armpit hair. I’ve also seen photos of a young Sophia Loren with hairy pits. I don’t know when it became expected for women to have hairless pits and legs.
All I know is I couldn’t wait to be able to shave my legs. When I turned 12, Daddy bought me an electric shaver. Now that I’m a senior citizen, I don’t even need to shave my armpits - there are only a couple of fine hairs that still grow there. Certain areas on my legs are hair free as well. I still shave them occasionally if I feel like it. There are some good parts about growing older!
It's not like you can see her penis in any of those pictures.
I know. I thought about that later. I messed up bigly.
Once I was at Virginia Beach and was rinsing off at the showers when I thought I saw a female Sasquatch coming from the beach to do the same. Then she spoke German and I realized what was going on
Patti is way better looking that this broad.
“Patti is way better looking that this broad.”
I’ll second that.
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Is that the wife of the caveman from the Geico commercial?
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