Way back in college I was at a pool and saw, for the first time in my life, a woman who didn’t shave anything. In a swim suit. In public. She was there with her husband and kids. I was horrified. Even the modest mom suit didn’t cover enough. Absolutely horrible.
Once I was at Virginia Beach and was rinsing off at the showers when I thought I saw a female Sasquatch coming from the beach to do the same. Then she spoke German and I realized what was going on