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Mars missions should be all-female to avoid astronauts having SEX during 1.5-year journey...
dailymail.co.uk ^ | 28 September 2017 | Shivali Best

Posted on 09/28/2017 1:58:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin

While several Nasa missions have involved mixed crews, a secret report by the space agency suggests that missions to Mars could be all-female.

Speaking at a conference today, British astronaut, Helen Sharman, claimed that Nasa has filed a report that warns that male and female astronauts could get frisky during the one and a half year journey to the red planet.

The report claims that all-female crews would be the best option, as women work better as a team, and are less likely than men to fight over who is the leader.

Ms Sharman has never seen the report herself, but suggests that it was filed 'some years ago.'

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: backofthebus; carpetmunching; dykesinspace; feminazism; furburgers; helensharman; homofascism; saphicinterlude; sexism; waronmen
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To: Boogieman
hahaha, lets just say that i find captain kirk's apparent preoccupation with unshaven tribbles to be

... fascinating...

:-)

81 posted on 09/28/2017 3:15:06 PM PDT by SteveH
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To: BenLurkin

I spent several years working in a hospital orthopedic floor where I was 1 of 2 males on the staff. There was plenty of bitter cat fighting amongst the females with lots of slander and some of the foulest language I’ve ever heard. They would regularly sabotage each other in attempts to get rivals fired some times successfully.


82 posted on 09/28/2017 3:16:57 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: 2banana

Then no one will have sex. Except on New Years.


83 posted on 09/28/2017 3:17:54 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: x1stcav

I work with a part of business that is 95% women. The young women are better than the older ones. The younger women are more exposed to “team sports” as kids.

Women over 45? No thanks.


84 posted on 09/28/2017 3:22:39 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: BenLurkin

I always thought that monkeys in space were the best choice—but nowadays the animal rights activists would freak.

Manned space missions are dangerous and expensive using current technology—a total waste of .gov resources in my view.

If some crazy private business wants to go to Mars on their dime with no public subsidy they should go for it.


85 posted on 09/28/2017 3:23:36 PM PDT by cgbg (Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
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To: BenLurkin

Not efficient. A ship for an all female crew would require 20% more lift and storage capacity to haul all the extra “essential” items needed.


86 posted on 09/28/2017 3:24:25 PM PDT by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: BenLurkin

One clever guy on the launch pad will sneak on board.


87 posted on 09/28/2017 3:26:00 PM PDT by AZLiberty (The logical endpoint of "zero-tolerance history" is zero history.)
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To: Savage Beast

That’s the pay per view part of the mission...


88 posted on 09/28/2017 3:26:23 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: mrsmith

Humanity isn’t the problem, it’s the 90% (by number) of cells in and on your body which aren’t you. We each carry a vast colony of other life forms, some of which could very well exploit environmental niches on Mars and possibly wipe out the very life forms we want to study.

Where I come from that’s called dumb. YMMV


89 posted on 09/28/2017 3:27:09 PM PDT by JustaTech (A mind is a terrible thing)
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To: BenLurkin

I’m sure a woman dreamed this up, completely oblivious to the shrieking hell that will ensue when they all synchronize and start PMSing simultaneously. That’s going to be one blood-spattered spacecraft.


90 posted on 09/28/2017 3:28:20 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: BenLurkin

91 posted on 09/28/2017 3:28:36 PM PDT by doug from upland (Rocket Man found out Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids - it's cold as hell)
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To: doug from upland

Hillary keeps a copy of that under her pillow.


92 posted on 09/28/2017 3:31:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Is that my lipstick? You B**CH!’ * slap, slappity slap, scratch pull...*


93 posted on 09/28/2017 3:31:48 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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To: BenLurkin
Yeah, because women will be better equipped to overcome the physical demands of exploring a new planet. Just like they're better equipped to pass Ranger training and become competitive endurance athletes.

Reality begs to differ.

94 posted on 09/28/2017 3:36:28 PM PDT by IronJack (sh)
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To: x1stcav

Yeah. When I saw that I knew the BS was running deep. It’s the opposite in the real world


95 posted on 09/28/2017 3:46:25 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Enchante

Sorry ... they don’t make space suits in the shape of that manatee on the right ...


96 posted on 09/28/2017 3:49:06 PM PDT by SFConservative
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To: JustaTech

Microbes are already going there via the solar wind.


97 posted on 09/28/2017 3:49:13 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: BenLurkin

Yeah...that’s the ticket. Because I’ve never heard of two women having sex with one another. It will work. It will really work. NOT.


98 posted on 09/28/2017 4:01:30 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
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To: Boogieman

Yeah, NASA has no clue about research.

(rolling-eyes emoticon)


99 posted on 09/28/2017 4:30:18 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: Seruzawa

“Microbes are already going there via the solar wind.”

That’s hilarious.


100 posted on 09/28/2017 4:32:57 PM PDT by JustaTech (A mind is a terrible thing)
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