Scientists 'able to CONTROL the weather using LASERS'

www.express.co.uk ^ | UPDATED: 14:43, Thu, Sep 28, 2017 | By Sean Martin

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Sharks with frik'n laser beams just swim into the eye.

[dfwgator]

Best SpongeBob episode ever......"That's not a circle, that's an oval!"

[bagster]

What if they miss and punch a hole in the ozone? I fear for all mankind.

[Arm_Bears]

So why didn’t the bastards stop Irma?

[Dr. Sivana]

So could Red China, for instance, make it rain on their own east coast, taking a lot of the water out of the clouds, and depriving Korea, Japan and Taiwan (R.O.C.) of rain?

[mountainlion]

HAARP and the Russian counterpart should be looked into.

[Red Badger]

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2007/06/27/1963499.htm

[windowdude]

They made a movie about it and it goes like this;

https://www.space.com/36044-geostorm-trailer-weather-goes-wrong.html

[Red Badger]

I saw the trailer on TV yesterday!......................

[EQAndyBuzz]

This cannot end well.

[Red Badger]

I think they are overselling themselves........................

[Jaded]

So that’s what all the hurricanes were about. Hmmmm...

[Red Badger]

One thing they may not have considered: Creating a plasma beam will possibly cause lightning to occur, as they said, but it could travel back down the beam to its source.......

[tbw2]

More realistic would be systematically planting grasses and ground-cover on the northwest African section that heats up and causes 90%+ of the hurricanes that hit the Caribbean and U.S.
You don’t have to make the Sahara a Savannah again, just that corner of it.

[Red Badger]

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman.............................

[katana]

I think this commercial comment sums up my opinion.

[Seruzawa]

We can control the weather? We just need a grant of a few billion dollars. Trust us.....

Fools abound.

[Western Phil]

This may or may not have the potential to produce as much rain as cloud seeding from the 40s: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cloud-seeding-china-snow/

[1Old Pro]

So global warming/cooling is not a worry now, wow, that’s a easy fix. I’m sure the envirosocialists will shut up now.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

LARP?