When I heard his epic rant at the Alabama rally, my first thought was that he had tossed a hand grenade right into the NFL-media crowd.
After a couple of days I decided that it happened a little differently. He rolled a bunch of hand grenades into the circle-jerk known as the NFL and their media partners. And these @ssholes have spent five days running around trying to pull all the pins out themselves.
Inspector Clouseau’s bomb-handling skills come to mind.