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Straight out of the 3-D B-movie "Parasite" from 1982; with a young Demi Moore.
1 posted on 09/27/2017 11:17:19 AM PDT by C19fan
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Damn, almost as bad as removing liberal leeches from your ass.


2 posted on 09/27/2017 11:29:32 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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Small delusional shark with grandiose ambitions. Too bad the guy had to kill it.


3 posted on 09/27/2017 11:36:46 AM PDT by Spok
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*Abdomen*, sheesh! He was not trying to remove it from his stomach, but from his abdomen. Lower abdomen, in fact...


5 posted on 09/27/2017 11:42:31 AM PDT by cyn
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Would gouging the shark’s eyes out have made a difference?


6 posted on 09/27/2017 12:00:22 PM PDT by Exit148 ((Loose Chnge Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!)
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<>" small shark attached to his body that won't let go. He is heard swearing and the shark begins to struggle"

Did anyone hear the shark say, "I'm from the IRS!"

8 posted on 09/27/2017 12:12:11 PM PDT by crazy scenario ( Remember me, I'm a fixer!)
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Funny. First, most important question asked was, “He didn’t get your penis, did he?” That’s what I was thinking!


9 posted on 09/27/2017 12:45:36 PM PDT by fullchroma
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“That’s not so bad. That’s just a hickey!”


10 posted on 09/27/2017 1:19:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Waiting for 2024 Total Eclipse)
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“Ervin Maccarty emerging from the water into a boat . . . sending Mr Maccarty down on the ground. . . “

Ah, the rich British command of the English language.


11 posted on 09/27/2017 2:22:42 PM PDT by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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