[Keyhopper]

Just find a woman that hates you, buy her a house, then give her half your pay until she thinks you paid enough

[Rembrandt]

“Just find a woman that hates you, buy her a house, then give her half your pay until she thinks you paid enough...”

You should read about a guy named Sysphus; if’s a legend but it fits here.

[catnipman]

“Just find a woman that hates you, buy her a house, then give her half your pay until she thinks you paid enough”

at least that saves the lawyer fees