[WhirlwindAttack]

My criteria was always: No tattoos, Nothing but ears pierced, No hair colors that do not exist naturally somewhere (don't mind dye jobs, just no day glow neon please).

My next wife will be from before the 1950's as soon as I get the time machine online.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I miss my former fiancée terribly. She had no tats, no weird-ass piercings, no fat, nice long dark hair, pretty almond-shaped eyes, high IQ, generally Conservative. Pretty, petite and exotic (Eurasian and Iroquois). The actress Ginger Gonzaga comes fairly close to what she looked like (albeit a half foot taller than my ex). We’d have been married with kids by now had it not been for her soon to be M-I-L hating her guts with a passion of a burning sun, and she abused and stressed her out to the point of wrecking her health (mental and physical) and finally ran her off (I kid you not). 14 years after losing her, ain’t been nobody else. :-(

[a fool in paradise]

>>My criteria was always: No tattoos, Nothing but ears pierced, No hair colors that do not exist naturally somewhere (don't mind dye jobs, just no day glow neon please). My next wife will be from before the 1950's as soon as I get the time machine online.

Uh oh, the 50s don't look the same since time travelers started going there.