Kmart is now calling its 'plus-size' section 'Fabulously Sized'

Today ^ | 9/12/2017 | Lindsay Lowe

[ClearCase_guy]

That’s gay.

[bigtoona]

I would have voted for one of these:

Land whale sized

Ham planet sized

[ObozoMustGo2012]

How about “Enormously sized”?

[simpson96]

One woman commented on twitter: “...does this mean skinny chicks aren’t fabulously sized?”

[FrdmLvr]

Will they still have the petite section or will that have to be jumbled in with the misses, juniors and plus sizes as well? Very bad idea.

[lurk]

Unhealthy sized.
Short-life sized.
High blood pressure sized.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

Theyou should sell CPAP masks next to their other accessories

[Col Frank Slade]

Kmart and Sears are on extended life support.

[servo1969]

Neither Kmart or Sears will exist in a decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1__Qg1toSSs

[Gen.Blather]

Kmart still exists!?

[Hugh the Scot]

fab·u·lous ˈfabyələs/ adjective

-having no basis in reality; mythical. "fabulous creatures" synonyms: mythical, legendary, mythic, mythological, fabled, folkloric, fairy-tale;

[eclecticEel]

The type 2 section.

[grobdriver]

Enablers.

[surroundedbyblue]

Sounds gay. I’d be offended if I were a plus size

[KosmicKitty]

Are there stall any Kmart stores open? Not around these parts anyway,

[GailA]

Don’t have to worry about it there are no stores with in reasonable driving distance. The last 1 they closed was in a ‘carry your gun’ crime district. And hope your car was there when you came out.

[Bratch]

[drpix]

The word “fabulous” would only be a euphemism for those both fat and stupid: “synonyms: tremendous, prodigious, stupendous, phenomenal.”

[VanDeKoik]

K-Mart also changed its name to “Going Out Of Business”.