Let’s just call towns by their numbers.
You know, like town 451, city 62, like that.
And most of the states have offensive names, you know, like names of “idigenous” people who were slaughtered by the awful White Europeans oppressors.
We can call them by numbers, too, by the order in which they entered the Union.
So, instead of Boston, Massachusetts, we can have City-1, State-4, something like that.
How deliciously Orwellian THAT would be. It would make duckpeak ever more efficient.
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