[Lazamataz]

Paducah, Kentucky man booked prostitute finds it's his own wife

Husband-turned-John: "So... anyways... how much?"

Wife-turned-Hooker: "20 bucks, same as in town."

[Bonemaker]

“Paducah, Kentucky man booked prostitute finds it’s his own wife”

Have you ever seen Paducah? You don’t want to.