Well, three out of four ain't bad.
Of course, if Melania had a big butt, she'd still be a great First Lady. That's my point. There are millions of good conservatives—and liberals—who don't need to have their appearance disparaged by juveniles.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders comes to mind. The crap I've seen directed at her is absolutely shameful—and she's actually a very attractive woman.
It's easy to hide behind a keyboard and cast aspersions on someone's appearance. It's also something unworthy of a Patriot...
The great Statesman Winston Churchill comes to mind, and his quip to the unfortunate dowager, "I may be drunk, indeed, Madam. But in the morning, I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly."
See? Funny needn't always be juvenile, or unpatriotic. Sometimes it's just funny.