I guess I can quit working and start smoking rocks...
My wife’s birthday is coming up at the end of the month. If I miss it or forget to get her flowers, it will be the end of my world.
That isn’t going to happen nor is the end of the world, maybe Wasserman-Schulz’s, Hillary’s, Susan Rice’s, Samantha Powers, Charlie Mannafort’s, DeBlasio’s, or hopefully, Chucky Schumer’s (I’ll throw in the Gobbler Sen. O’Connell just to show that I’m bipartisan when it comes to getting rid of the incompetent crooks in Congress).
Well the Seventh Day Adventists had their chance.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses had their chance.
Harold Camping had his chance.
Why not David Meade? Step right up, David. Spin the wheel!
And it’s all TRUE! I saw it on the Interweb! Elvis said the Nazis at the center of the earth are in it with the Grays to mop up the juicy fragments of the Earth’s Core when it all goes kafluuzy, financed by the Bilderburgs!
Oh no, it’s the end of the world again.
On 12/21/2012, the Mayan calendar end of the world, my friend and I went to the top of a nearby mountain to watch it go, then had dinner reservations afterwards.
Shit.
That’s what I am been doing since the last end of the world in 2012.
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