Early in our marriage my wife put a strange new food on my plate.
After I examined this strange new food for a few seconds I proclaimed “What is this and get it off my plate.”
It was, as I later learned quiche.
I also learned not to much such proclamations.
Gotta have a lotta bacon in it...maybe some onions....with a side of bacon.
“Yes, dear.” and “That was wonderful, dear.”...keys to a lasting marriage.