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To: SeekAndFind
People -- especially women -- like to boast about them. Or explain them. "This one is for my best friend in second grade who got crushed in a freak dumpster accident. And this one is for the first boy I ever kissed ... below the waist. And this one is for that time I got really drunk and ended up under a tarp at a Volvo junkyard."

To which I respond: If I want to know that much about you, I'll buy your autobiography. I don't want to see the cartoon version.

30 posted on 08/06/2017 11:01:18 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: IronJack

Wow. You are an excellent writer. High five. “If I want to know that much about you, I’ll buy your autobiography.” Amazing.

The author is also an excellent writer. “Tattoos are a kind of corporeal vandalism.” I agree.

Tattoos are permanent and boring.


165 posted on 08/06/2017 12:55:15 PM PDT by Falconspeed ("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-94))
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To: IronJack

“To which I respond: If I want to know that much about you, I’ll buy your autobiography. I don’t want to see the cartoon version.”

ROFL! Perfect!


332 posted on 08/07/2017 12:48:38 PM PDT by CodeToad (AA)
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