[Harmless Teddy Bear]

'It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people.' (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).

Oy. Slipped the knife in so smoothly he didn't even feel it!

[Tax-chick]

If I correctly recall, from all those years of Spanish class, Stroessner wasn’t known for his subtle sense of humor.