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A four-hour erection and then death: The fate awaiting any man bitten by deadly spider
www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 24 June 2015 | By Gemma Mullin

Posted on 07/27/2017 6:09:55 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: dfwgator

“If it lasts for more than four hours, call a mortician.”

If it happens at all anymore its a miracle!


41 posted on 07/27/2017 7:59:46 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: sagar

“Atleast the male victims have ample warning, so there is time to seek help.”

Or take matters in hand and just get one more for the Gipper.


42 posted on 07/27/2017 8:02:29 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Red Badger

43 posted on 07/27/2017 8:04:11 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: NonValueAdded

“Like the nurse said, “If you have a 4 hour erection, call me.”

What’s her cell phone number?


44 posted on 07/27/2017 8:04:36 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Buckeye McFrog

It took 43 posts for that guy to show up!......................


45 posted on 07/27/2017 8:11:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: miss marmelstein
I hope he made proper use of those 4 hours!

That's what killed him.

46 posted on 07/27/2017 8:18:27 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (It's gonna be bloody.)
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To: Bonemaker

Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood.


47 posted on 07/27/2017 8:19:14 AM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: GreenHornet
Another erection oddity I read about somewhere is that as a man is hung to death on the gallows he gets an erection.

So, being hanged caused him to be hung?

48 posted on 07/27/2017 8:19:50 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (It's gonna be bloody.)
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To: Bonemaker

If memory serves, Al Capone laid dead on a slab with a notorious boner.


49 posted on 07/27/2017 8:27:09 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

Al Capone died of syphilis. It had probably fallen off by then.


50 posted on 07/27/2017 8:52:53 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Bonemaker
... asks the man with the handle "Bonemaker" ... 😁
51 posted on 07/27/2017 8:59:09 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: IronJack

The moiker refers to skeletons...but I can see how it could be taken differently!


52 posted on 07/27/2017 10:48:09 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

Normal immediate post mortem event for men.


53 posted on 07/27/2017 10:55:05 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine

DOC: No problem sir I found the anti-venom.

PATIENT: Great, my girl friend will be here in 10 minutes. Can you hold off on that for about 1 hour and 45 minutes


54 posted on 07/27/2017 1:10:03 PM PDT by Datom (Still runnin' "Against the Wind.")
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To: JohnnyP

That’s what she said.


55 posted on 07/27/2017 3:20:04 PM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Red Badger

They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around
The Boner Spider


56 posted on 07/27/2017 6:38:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: dayglored

Are you aware that most men have an erection after death?


57 posted on 07/27/2017 6:41:36 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Red Badger

58 posted on 08/31/2018 3:12:24 PM PDT by SamAdams76 ( If you are offended by what I have to say here then you can blame your parents for raising a wuss)
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