Posted on 07/27/2017 6:09:55 AM PDT by Red Badger
At least he’d be the talk of the morgue. What a way to go.
“Wow, look at that stiff on the stiff...”
Could be, at the halfway point, his wife shot him in self-defense.
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Four-hour woody. Death. Woody ... Death ...
Hold on. Let me think this through ...
Best version ever was Stan Freeberg’s, my introduction to the song, but this animation added a wonderful new dimension...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-TApnxnCTY
“Both the spider and the gallows are a helluva way to achieve one.”
Especially remembering waking up in a tent every morning when 13 with no fatal outcomes.
“At least he’d be the talk of the morgue. What a way to go.”
Hard to close the casket.
If it lasts for more than four hours, call a mortician.
Too bad it didn’t bite Harry.
” Four-hour woody. Death. Woody ... Death ...
Hold on. Let me think this through ..”
Does this mean every time a chubby happens one has to worry about dying?
Dr: “You have to suck the venom out of the penis or he will die. “
Victim: “What did the Dr say?”
Friend: “He wants to know if you have a Will”.
“They die within two hours of being bitten, with a four hour erection. Helluva way to go.”
Wouldn’t be the first time a boner at the wrong time and place got a man killed.
That line always bothered me, 'cause shipping ripe bananas by boat would make for a delivery of overripe or rotten bananas.
Available in England?
“Its venom is currently being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments after it was found that a bite from one of the spiders can give male victims a painful four-hour erection.”
That’s OK, I’ll stick with Viagra.
Only in bananas....................
>> Best version ever was Stan Freeberg’s <<
Didn’t like it. Too “piercing” for my taste.
“??So what effects will one see/feel if there is nothing to erect?”
You’ll notice that you have no conscience.
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