A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line for a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.
“Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opened his shirt, revealing lots of silver, curly hair.
She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” And she processed his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”
George and Agnes were watching the preacher on TV and his revival show. The preacher called up folks from the audience to get healed.
“And you folks at home - place one hand on your TV and the other on your ailing part and I will heal the sick.”
George hobbles over with his walker and places one hand on the TV and the other down his pants.
Agnes exclaims “Didn’t you hear the man George!!?? He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!”
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