[sodpoodle]

GOLF OVER A LIFETIME

Two guys grow up together. After college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. “Where you wanna go?" "Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the gals with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …” “OK.”

Ten years later at age 40 they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters. “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer, and the big screen TVs, and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at age 50 they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At age 60 they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At age 70 they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At age 80 they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “We’ve never been there before.”

[sodpoodle]

Read before the thread is pulled:) LOL!!

[A_perfect_lady]

Two buddies are playing golf and ahead they see two women also playing. But the women are slow and the men want to ask if they can play through. One fellow starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.

First fellow replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"

So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.

When he gets back, his friend asks, "What happened?"

Friend replies, "Small world."

[Boogieman]

“Elmo Phillips”

*Emo Phillips

[Boogieman]

Q: What’s the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket?

A: A pickpocket snatches watches...

- Redd Foxx

[Boogieman]

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” – George Carlin