MAGA!
National Moon Day...
I think I’ll go “moon” the neighbors.
The moon needs a day? I thought it came out at night.
Yikes, thought you meant mooning day.
With the single greatest announcement of all time. Neil Armstrong was the first man to speak from the heavens. Hundreds of millions of witnesses, looking up. So just whose script was that, anyway? NASAs (or Neil's) in name only. Said and remembered exactly as it should have been, with no indefinite article.
One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind.
Adam: the first man to walk on the earth.
Neil: the first man to walk on the moon.
Adam + Neil permutes to "ideal man." (Hebrew: "Ani Lamed", אני למד)
Armstrong has handled the demands of his fame by rationing himself. While some of his colleages, and others at NASA, wish he were a more visible spokesman for the agency and for the cause of space exploration, most of the others praise his approach. They say Armstrong was the ideal “choice” for the role of first man on the moon, as if it were an office to be filled. Were he more visible, they say, he would cheapen its currency.
July 20, 1969 - 5 Av (האב אהב)
July 24, 1969 (splashdown) - Tisha B'Av
Neil Armstrong bump
Ha! It should be National Movie Set Day. Everyone knows the moon landing was faked. Just ask any 9-11 Truther