You no gotta pologize.
I speaka de English good.
My brother Whacky, he no say much.
He mostly honk a horn.
He think he a car or somethin.
He not firin on all seven cylinders, though.
He lose a race to a snail.
Now how you lose a race to a snail you ask?
Easy.
He gotta no horn.
Not Whacky.....the snail.
He don’t weigh so much.