Those blueberry muffins will get you every time.
Hehehe...talk about your last night out before incarceration!
I can hear the conversation:
INMATE 1: So...what did you do your last night outside?
INMATE 2: Whiskey and muffins, man...whiskey and muffins.
INMATE 1: Wow. Really? No hookers or anything? That’s lame, man.
INMATE 2: Sigh. I know. But damn, those were some good muffins. Washed em right down with a bottle of whisky. (gets far away look in eyes) Yeah. Good muffins.