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Naked Burglar Consumes Whiskey and Muffins Before Falling Asleep
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| Jul 17, 2017
Posted on 07/18/2017 3:20:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: blueunicorn6
LOLOL.
And, there you thought she was just makin’ lye soap, all those years :)
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posted on
07/18/2017 3:53:16 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: Keyhopper
😂😂
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posted on
07/18/2017 3:53:49 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: nickcarraway
Just looking at the headline made me think drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Sure nuf - a twofer.
To: nickcarraway
He sounds like some kind of stuned beeber gone wild and then stuned again.
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:01:36 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: ichabod1
To: ichabod1
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:04:59 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: nickcarraway
*** “in his birthday suit in her bed” ***
Yeah and who hasn’t done that?
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:16:38 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(I remember when 100% of scientists agreed there were only 2 genders.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:18:29 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: nickcarraway
Officers also discovered the man had consumed the woman's whiskey and had eaten some blueberry muffins. A bag of marijuana was found near the suspect's clothing. Well she certainly wasn't going to tell the cops if the marijuana was hers...
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:38:58 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared...)
To: blueunicorn6
My grandma would pour her home made grape juice and lecture us on the evils of alcohol, well her juice was wine, yes grandma , I want more, dad staring at us like yep keep it up...growing up in the country hay fights..lol
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:46:28 PM PDT
by
aces
To: nickcarraway
Naked burglar Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:49:19 PM PDT
by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC)z)
To: aces
I used to have hay fights, too.
The hay kept kicking my behind.
Until I studied the ancient art of Hay Fu.
I can beat most grasses now.
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posted on
07/18/2017 4:53:38 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Menehune56; raygunfan; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON
Maybe he just ate the muffin tops and left the stumps?
Top of the Muffin TO You!!! (extra exclamation marks)
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:00:44 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 21:36 KJV Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all...)
To: Menehune56
Hey!
That’s Brad!
We went to school together!
He was voted “Most Likely To Steal Muffins And Guzzle Whiskey And Get Caught Naked In A Shower Enclosure By The Police With A Bag Of Marijuana Nearby”!
Oh...wait...that was me.
Brad was voted Most Popular.
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:01:43 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Must be the updated version of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:16:28 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Flick Lives
Whiskey. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Well, of course. Rye, wheat, corn, barley - most of the breakfast grains, available in handy liquid form.
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:20:46 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: blueunicorn6
lol, it was all fun until grand dad made us restack it..lol
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:46:47 PM PDT
by
aces
To: ichabod1
She came home and found him in the bed. She must probably left the room to call the cops. The cops found him hiding in the shower.
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posted on
07/18/2017 5:50:49 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
To: nickcarraway
Why do naked burglars always break into single women’s homes and yet they supposedly are random events.
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posted on
07/18/2017 6:03:58 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: blueunicorn6
Hehehe...talk about your last night out before incarceration!
I can hear the conversation:
INMATE 1: So...what did you do your last night outside?
INMATE 2: Whiskey and muffins, man...whiskey and muffins.
INMATE 1: Wow. Really? No hookers or anything? That’s lame, man.
INMATE 2: Sigh. I know. But damn, those were some good muffins. Washed em right down with a bottle of whisky. (gets far away look in eyes) Yeah. Good muffins.
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posted on
07/18/2017 6:11:36 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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