Covfefe is the only word that rhymes with Covfefe.
You cannot lick your elbow.
Polar bears can eat up to 86 penguins in a single sitting.
Movie trailers use to be shown after the movie, hence the term trailers.
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasnt added to it.
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Explains why Nancy Pelosi is so thin)
About 150 people per year are killed by coconuts.
The word gorilla is derived from a Greek word meaning, A tribe of hairy women. (So they were correct about Michelle Obama)
And finally....
The toothpaste Colgate in Spanish translates to go hang yourself