To: real saxophonist
You cannot lick your elbow.
Polar bears can eat up to 86 penguins in a single sitting.
Movie trailers use to be shown after the movie, hence the term trailers.
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasnt added to it.
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Explains why Nancy Pelosi is so thin)
About 150 people per year are killed by coconuts.
The word gorilla is derived from a Greek word meaning, A tribe of hairy women. (So they were correct about Michelle Obama)
And finally....
The toothpaste Colgate in Spanish translates to go hang yourself
31 posted on
07/17/2017 5:40:44 AM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(“The fundamental question of our time is whether the West has the will to survive.”)
To: EQAndyBuzz
“You cannot lick your elbow.”
No, but I can lick my eyebrows.
5.56mm
32 posted on
07/17/2017 5:43:14 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: EQAndyBuzz
What's the urban legend? **That says that it is impossible to kiss your own elbow and if you do, it says you will turn into the opposite sex.** Now we know where all the ghey business came from .... if they didn't have elbows...none of this would be such a problem. ///s
46 posted on
07/17/2017 7:38:51 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder” - The LSN didn’t make Trump, so they can’t break T)
To: EQAndyBuzz
“Polar bears can eat up to 86 penguins in a single sitting.”
You probably could too after swimming all the way to the Antarctic just to get dinner!
72 posted on
07/17/2017 5:11:47 PM PDT by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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