Oh, I’ve uncorked a few that could make your eyes water in an empty house. And I am giggling uncontrollably right now.
I guy went to his doctor with a complaint of very frequent flatulence. “The good thing, though”, he told his doctor, “Is that it doesn’t smell.”
The doc gave him some pills and told him to come back in two weeks. When the two weeks passed, he returned to the doctor.
“So, how’re you doing?”, the doc asked.
“Well, not so great.”, he complained, “I’m still farting all the time but now it really does stink!”
“Okay, progress.”, the doctor says, “Now that we fixed your sense of smell, we can start working on why you fart so much.”