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Posted on 07/15/2017 5:51:54 AM PDT by sodpoodle

A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think

we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass.


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To: mylife

I get the cheese tore outa me when I say “fixin to” up here in Wisco.


21 posted on 07/15/2017 9:12:04 AM PDT by BigpapaBo (If it don't kill you it'll make you _________!)
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To: BigpapaBo

First time I heard a Texan say wear a toboggan I was like WTF?


22 posted on 07/15/2017 10:19:33 AM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: stylin19a

LOL!!! I had never heard that one. Brilliant!


23 posted on 07/15/2017 10:36:20 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Three most annoying words on the internet - "Watch the Video")
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To: alloysteel; sodpoodle
I used to do stand-up comedy but after several ugly incidents I switched to sit-down comedy.

Every time I stood up the audience would yell, "Sit down. Sit down."

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

24 posted on 07/15/2017 10:43:27 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: mylife
It's easy. Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

25 posted on 07/15/2017 10:48:39 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: mylife

??


26 posted on 07/15/2017 10:51:06 AM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
That is what they call a knit ski cap. ☺ A sleeping bag or bed roll is called a pallet.
27 posted on 07/15/2017 11:47:05 AM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: LonePalm

Same with Youse?


28 posted on 07/15/2017 12:04:47 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife
Yes, and that is why they don't let people from Brooklyn in the Navy.

Everyone knows that Youse lips, sink ships.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

29 posted on 07/15/2017 2:22:39 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
☺ Youse der wit dat ugly mush! Gid ovah here!
30 posted on 07/15/2017 2:50:07 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: stylin19a

That’s the best ‘joke’ ever!!!

Sorry it has taken so long to respond, but I have had so many problems trying to log on. FR seems inordinately slow again.

Sod


31 posted on 07/16/2017 12:43:19 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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