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To: VastRWCon
Any advice on how to get out of these?

Wear a baseball cap either:

Trump
Confederate flag

You won't be selected, guaranteed.

4 posted on 07/12/2017 6:55:36 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Women who are 25 pounds overweight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.)
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To: Michael.SF.

I always use the “I don’t trust the police” line and have never been picked for jury duty yet.


17 posted on 07/12/2017 7:13:29 AM PDT by ex91B10
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To: Michael.SF.; VastRWCon

Or, if you are selected for the interview, tell the defense attorney that you’d make a perfect juror because you can spot a guilty person a mile away.


24 posted on 07/12/2017 7:27:47 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are...)
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To: Michael.SF.

LOL. Wearing a MAGA shirt (if hats aren’t allowed) would get you off jury duty around here for sure. In L.A. It would be like wearing a swastica or pointed white sheet hat. And you might get killed in the parking lot after.


31 posted on 07/12/2017 7:52:19 AM PDT by Yaelle
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