The wedding .....
A father texts his son:
“My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father.”
His Son texts back:
“Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”
His Father replies:
“I know.”
Technology is a wonderful thing!!
Isn’t this the truth... some of us are getting old at the right time....... for example
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out.
I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland.
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook ,
had long chats on Whatsapp.
He proposed to me on Skype,
and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad,
I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool! and a big whatever ......
I suggest you two get married on Twitter,
have fun on Tango,
buy your kids on Amazon,
and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband,
sell his sorry ass on eBay!
Love,
Your Dad
"Are you gonna be a man and do it tonight, or are you gonna be a mouse and wait till tomorrow night?"
Future son-in-law:
"I guess I'm a rat, sir. I did it last night!"