Technology is a wonderful thing!!
Isn’t this the truth... some of us are getting old at the right time....... for example
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out.
I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland.
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook ,
had long chats on Whatsapp.
He proposed to me on Skype,
and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad,
I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool! and a big whatever ......
I suggest you two get married on Twitter,
have fun on Tango,
buy your kids on Amazon,
and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband,
sell his sorry ass on eBay!
Love,
Your Dad
Great way to start the day.
Thanks.
A father is carrying the contents of his daughter’s bedroom out of the house and chucking them on the curb, making a large & growing pile.
His neighbor asks, “What are you doing that for?”
The father replies that his daughter came home from college last week to visit. She announced, “Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work for the Hillary campaign together!”
Neighbor: “Oh.”