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Florida Man Sits On Gun, Shoots Self In Penis, Police Say.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say ^ | June 30, 2017 | News4JaxStass

Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6

A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.

Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.

She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.

He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.

Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm


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To: BenLurkin

You know full well the history and meaning of our Freeper euphemism “Amish”.

The meaning is lowlife black thugs and criminals. The history is that the MSM has generally long refused to identify the race of lowlife black thugs and criminals in their reporting in an effort to be politically correct.

The context is that over decades now we have seen reporting where the perps race is not stated unless it is a white man, particularly a white man who commits a crime against blacks, hispanics, gays, or other protected group.

The jist of the comment comes from economically distandvantaged young black men raised without fathers, committing crimes and havoc all out of proportion to their population numbers. The failure in MSM reporting to ever identify race is what created the facetious jest for us to pretent to wonder that these are Amish people, the irony being that they commit crimes in miniscule numbers to the point of zero.

So, you know full well what we mean by Amish and why we say it. It doesn’t pertain to black clergy or black military or black middle class taxpayers, or black college kids, or black Doctors or black teachers or whathaveyou. It is a specific reference to young black male thugs and criminals who the MSM refuse to identify as such, causing us to know with a high degree of certainty that the article is refering to young black male thugs and criminals.

Had the MSM been honest about the race of perps in ALL their reporting, be they white, black, hispanic or asian or Indian or Eskimo, then this euphemism would never have caught on.

As long as the evil wretched MSM continues their politically correct moratorium on identifying black thugs and criminals in their articles, the term “Amish” will continue to be used here and is as far more a perjorative directed to the evil media, than it is to the young black cretins and criminals themselves.

We don’t need to do this for the young white thugs and criminals, because the MSM is only to happy to identify them in their reporting.

And now you know...

The rest of the story.

I happy to offend anybody who is offended by the use of the term Amish. We didn’t start it. The MSM started it with their political correctness.


61 posted on 06/30/2017 8:22:51 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Trump: What to do now I can't repeal Obamacare? I know, lets start a war with Russia!)
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To: ssapro

LOL


62 posted on 06/30/2017 8:25:48 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: lightman

I didn’t see anything in the article about it being hard.


63 posted on 06/30/2017 8:28:57 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: Strac6

Unggh!


64 posted on 06/30/2017 8:29:01 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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To: BenLurkin

My wife is Amish and her family hates being lumped in with black people. Better?


65 posted on 06/30/2017 8:29:24 PM PDT by Rebelrage ("To crush your enemies -- See them driven, and to hear the lamentation of their women")
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
That is a scurrilous assertion. And one which impugns this site and every decent person posting here.

“Amish” is NOT a Freeper euphemism. It is not even a euphemism. It is a clumsy way of how some people here try to be evasive.

Stop pissing on my leg and trying to tell me that it's raining.

66 posted on 06/30/2017 8:30:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

“I happy to offend anybody who is offended by the use of the term Amish. We didn’t start it. “


Oh yes we did.



67 posted on 06/30/2017 8:32:50 PM PDT by Mears
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To: NorthMountain

It doesn’t offend me that you don’t like black people. Life’s too short for me to worry about what you think.


68 posted on 06/30/2017 8:32:58 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: VanShuyten; All
Love those "safe trigger" Glocks. 😁
69 posted on 06/30/2017 8:38:01 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

The practice of us referring to perps as being “Amish” goes back to the beginning of FR. The Amish have always been God fearing people who won’t hurt anyone.
We started doing that out of a sense of sarcasm when the MSM refused to identify perps who were from a “protected class”, such as Muslims.


70 posted on 06/30/2017 8:43:22 PM PDT by wjcsux (The hyperventilating of the left means we are winning! (Tagline courtesy of Laz.))
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To: Strac6; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

DANG!

(Paging Mangled Genitals PING guy)


71 posted on 06/30/2017 8:43:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: BenLurkin
Life’s too short for me to worry about what you think.

Do you believe that others should care what you think?

72 posted on 06/30/2017 8:47:08 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: Strac6

Bkmk


73 posted on 06/30/2017 8:47:29 PM PDT by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: BenLurkin
Excellent. So no more cutesy “Amish” then. Next time you post an article for the purpose of ridiculing blacks you’ll come right out and say blacks. Not Amish. Your candor is be appreciated.

Maybe the next time he can just contact you and have you write the comment-

74 posted on 06/30/2017 8:49:31 PM PDT by Larry381 (Gramen artificiosum odi)
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To: Larry381

Has anyone asked the obvious question?

Did the gun have a decocking function?


75 posted on 06/30/2017 8:55:47 PM PDT by xtargeter
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To: BenLurkin

You are in denial.


76 posted on 06/30/2017 8:56:08 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Trump: What to do now I can't repeal Obamacare? I know, lets start a war with Russia!)
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To: Strac6

Good old appendix carry.


77 posted on 06/30/2017 9:06:57 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: Strac6

The gun should not have been cocked.


78 posted on 06/30/2017 9:08:04 PM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: Strac6

Florida. It is always Florida!


79 posted on 06/30/2017 9:12:40 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: Strac6

Florida. It is always Florida!


80 posted on 06/30/2017 9:12:42 PM PDT by nwrep
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